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Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 611

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 728

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 306

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    • February 2013

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    • May 2011

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    • March 2011

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    • February 2011

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    • October 2010

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    • September 2010

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    • November 2009

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    • July 2009

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    • June 2009

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    • May 2009

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    • April 2009

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    • March 2009

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    • February 2009

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    • January 2009

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    • December 2008

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    • November 2008

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    • September 2008

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    • August 2008

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    • July 2008

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    • June 2008

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    • May 2008

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    • April 2008

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    • March 2008

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    • February 2008

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    • January 2008

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    • December 2007

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    • November 2007

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    • October 2007

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    • September 2007

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    • August 2007

SCSI für Doofe

Nach dem SCSI Bus Scan hast du deine ID 0 auf dem “Love Bus” gefunden. Du gehst zu ihr hin und entlockst ihr mittels SCSI Inquiry Command ein paar grundlegende Dinge wie Name, Adresse usw. Auf dein SCSI Test Unit Ready Command “Ficken?” können eigentlich nur drei Antworten kommen:

00h (success): “Alles klar! Zu dir oder zu mir?”

02h (check condition): “Ich weiß nicht…”

08h (busy): “Ich bin vergeben.”

Bei einem Return Code von 02h könntest du über ein SCSI Request Sense Command einen genauen Grund versuchen zu erfragen. Bei der Antwort sind dann die Sense Keys interessant. Hier ein paar Auszüge:

0h (No Sense): Sie hat dich nicht verstanden, scheint aber nicht abgeneigt zu sein.

1h (Recovered Error): Grundsätzlich bereit, aber sie braucht noch ein paar Kurze damit du besser aussiehst.

2h (Not Ready): Sie will nicht.

4h (Hardware Error): Sie ist ein Kerl…

5h (Illegal Request): Sie ist < 18.

7h (Data Protect): Ihr Zuhälter droht dir.

Bh (Aborted Command): Sie dreht sich um und geht. Bleib hartnäckig…

Eh (Miscompare): Im Chat war sie 1,75m, groß, schlank, 80c. Nun ist sie 1,59m, klein, dick und hässlich.


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  1. sirmoloch sagt:

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    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

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    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

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