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Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 611

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

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Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 728

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 Mikrowelle » Schnell, schneller… Tom!
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    • February 2013

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    • May 2011

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    • March 2011

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    • February 2011

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    • October 2010

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    • September 2010

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    • November 2009

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    • July 2009

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    • June 2009

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    • May 2009

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    • April 2009

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    • March 2009

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    • February 2009

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    • January 2009

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    • December 2008

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    • November 2008

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    • September 2008

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    • August 2008

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    • July 2008

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    • June 2008

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    • May 2008

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    • April 2008

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    • March 2008

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    • February 2008

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    • January 2008

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    • December 2007

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    • November 2007

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    • October 2007

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    • September 2007

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    • August 2007

Schnell, schneller… Tom!

Ich habe grad mal ein bisschen Zeit, also möchte ich von Toms rasantem Start in die Welt berichten. Ganz ehrlich, ich hab ja schon ne Weile behauptet, dass Tom garantiert vor Ablauf der 40 Schwangerschaftswochen auf die Welt kommt. Dass es nun aber so früh und so schnell vonstatten gehen würde, hätte ich ja im Traum nicht geahnt…

Es war also am Samstag, dem 30. 5. 2009, ich war mal wieder auf dem Weg zum Krankenhaus, da ich - mal wieder - eine Blutung hatte. Zum dritten Mal, und wie immer am Wochenende. Und da die beiden vorherigen Male nicht schlimm waren, wie mir die Ärzte sagten, machte ich mir dieses Mal auch keine großen Sorgen. Man lässt sowas halt abchecken, sicherheitshalber. Gesagt, getan, im Krankenhaus in Bad Cannstatt wurde also schön CTG geschrieben, alles prächtig, nichts Auffälliges - wie immer -, und dann sollte ich noch auf die diensthabende Ärztin warten, weil vermutlich noch ein Ultraschall gemacht werden sollte.

Während ich da so wartete, und das war ne ganze Weile, verspürte ich das berühmte Ziehen Richtung Beckengegend. Beunruhigend fand ich das nicht, ich tippte auf Senkwehen und wartete weiter auf die Ärztin. Doch die Wehen kamen in immer kürzeren Abständen und taten mitlerweile auch schon ordentlich weh. Auf einer Schmerzskala von 1 bis 10 (10 = Aua, aua, aua, das Kind will JETZT raus, und es tut scheiße weh!) hätte ich die Wehen bei 5 bis 6 eingestuft, war also noch erträglich, wenn auch etwas anstrengend. Ich sagte der Hebamme bescheid, dass sie mich doch nochmal ans CTG hängen sollten, damit man das aufzeichnet. Da waren dann auch anständige Wehen zu sehen, und als die Ärztin kam, mich untersuchte und meinte, mein Kind würde wohl HEUTE noch auf die Welt kommen, hab ich sie - O-Ton - gefragt, ob sie mich verarschen will. Nein, wollte sie nicht. Dafür wollte sie wissen, wann ich zuletzt gegessen habe, damit man weiß, wann man den Kaiserschnitt machen könne. Ich rief Schlens an, und ich glaube, er hat gedacht, ich würde ihm einen schlechten Witz erzählen. Naja…

Argh! Kaiserschnitt! Mein Hasswort Nummer 1! Eigentlich wollte ich diesmal doch diesen Scheiß vermeiden, und hatte deswegen sogar einen Termin bei der Oberärztin des Krankenhauses zur Geburtsplanung. Klar, ich bin nun wirklich schnell wieder schwanger geworden, und ja, das ist schon ein Risiko für eine normale Geburt (wer Genaueres wissen will, googelt mal nach “Uterusruptur”), aber ich wollte nicht einfach nur aus Prinzip einen Kaiserschnitt, weil man das halt meistens so macht. Das letzte Mal hatte mir nämlich wirklich gereicht. Aber nun gut, ich konnte die Ärztin auch irgendwo verstehen, dass ihr das Risiko zum aktuen Zeitpunkt einfach zu groß war.

Und dann auf einmal: Hektik! Das ganze Untersuchungszimmer war auf einmal voller Hebammen und Schwestern und alle redeten auf mich ein. Ich solle doch tief in den Bauch atmen. Ja Herrgott, wohin denn sonst, in den Arsch vielleicht? Die waren wirklich ganz aufgeregt, denn offenbar waren Toms Herztöne ganz schön am Absacken. Auf einmal interessierte es auch keinen mehr, wann ich zuletzt gegessen hatte, und dann hoppelte ich auch schon mit einem Tross Schwestern über den Flur zum OP-Raum, dessen Mini-OP-Tisch auch nicht größer als unser Couchtisch war. Zack, draufhüpfen - ich wohlgemerkt noch in dem T-Shirt, mit dem ich im Krankenhaus aufgetaucht bin, zack, mit Jodtinktur abgewischt, zack, wir machen ne Vollnarkose. AAAAARRRRRGH! Ich natürlich total aufgelöst, weil noch schlimmer als Kaiserschnitt war für mich Kaiserschnitt mit Vollnarkose. Rotz und Wasser hab ich geheult, half aber nix, musste schnell gehen.

Ich will es nicht beschwören, aber ich glaube, um 18.45 Uhr bin ich auf den OP-Tisch gekrabbelt, um 19.04 war Tom da, und ich meine, es war kurz vor 20.00 Uhr, als ich die Schwester fragte, wie spät es denn sei. Auf ihre Antwort hin fragte ich erstmal, ob wir von Samstagabend oder Sonntagmorgen reden. Ich rief nochmal Schlens an, der war mit Ben immer noch unterwegs. “Hallo Schatz, unser Kind ist schon da!” Es war einen längeren Augenblick still am Telefon…

Naja, was soll ich sagen. Die Daten von Tom kennt ihr ja schon. Ansonsten gings mir erstaunlich gut nach dem verhassten Kaiserschnitt. Keine fiesen Nachwirkungen von der Narkose, die Schmerzen hielten sich echt in Grenzen, außerdem bekam ich dann natürlich auch bald ein tolles Schmerzmittel, das ich bei Bedarf auch noch nachdosieren konnte. Hurra! Hab ganz okay geschlafen und bin am nächsten Morgen um 8.30 Uhr das erste Mal aufgestanden und dann aufs Klo gewackelt. Vormittags war ich noch mitm Rollstuhl unterwegs, nachmittags hab ich schon ne erste Runde zu Fuß durchs KH gedreht. War zwar anstrengend, ging aber doch recht gut. Montagmorgen haben sie dann die Fäden gezogen und am Dienstagnachmittag wurde ich entlassen. Das nenn ich mal fix.

An dieser Stelle mal ein ganz großes Lob und ein Dankeschön an die Ärzte, Hebammen und Schwestern, die ihre Sache wirklich professionell und gut gemacht haben. Wäre mein erste Kaiserschnitt auch so problemlos verlaufen, hätte ich gar nicht erst so nen Horror vorm zweiten gehabt. Am 2. Tag hab ich nur noch eine (!) Schmerztablette genommen - und das auch nur, weil ich mitm Taxi zu Tom ins Krankenhaus gefahren bin und mir das ohne zu “riskant” war -, danach brauchte ich gar nix mehr. Die Wundheilung verlief (und verläuft) vorbildlich, die Rückbildung der Gebärmutter auch. Probleme habe ich eigentlich keine gehabt. Naja, es ist halt eine große Bauch-OP, und beim Husten oder Niesen tat es anfangs schon saumäßig weh, aber das ist ja normal. Die Narbe ist nur noch als feine Linie zu sehen - nicht so wie beim letzten Mal, wo mich dieser Schlachter total massakriert hat.

Nun bleibt nur zu hoffen, dass Tom jetzt noch ordentlich zunimmt und seine OP ohne Probleme und mit gewünschtem Erfolg verläuft - dann wäre auch dieses stürmische Kapitel abgeschlossen. Vom Kinderkriegen hab ich aber nun echt die Schnauze voll… ;-D


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  1. Filzo sagt:

    Oh man, da bin ich echt froh, dass ich keine Frau bin ;). Euch vieren nochmal alles Gute!

    Vom Kinderkriegen hab ich aber nun echt die Schnauze voll… ;-D

    Darf’s nicht noch ein Mädel sein? :D

  2. Sushi sagt:

    Nein! Es darf kein Mädel sein… Aber danke für die guten Wünsche :-)

  3. Schlens sagt:

    Darf’s nicht noch ein Mädel sein? :D

    Darf’s nicht doch noch n Tritt in den Arsch sein? ;-)

    Nee, im Ernst: es reicht. Auch als nur mittelbar Beteiligter muss ich sagen, dass ich das nicht nochmal mitmachen moechte. Es ist zwar schoen, dass die Familienplanung so schnell umgesetzt wurde/werden konnte, aber es ist andererseits auch schoen, irgendwann mal wieder ein normales Leben zu fuehren.

  4. Sushi sagt:

    Von welchem normalen Leben redest Du grad? ;-D

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