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Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 611

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 728

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 306

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/cache.php on line 103

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Object_Cache in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/cache.php on line 425

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/query.php on line 21

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/theme.php on line 618

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Dependencies in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/class.wp-dependencies.php on line 15
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    • February 2013

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    • May 2011

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    • March 2011

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    • February 2011

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    • October 2010

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    • September 2010

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    • November 2009

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    • July 2009

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    • June 2009

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    • May 2009

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    • April 2009

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    • March 2009

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    • February 2009

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    • January 2009

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    • December 2008

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    • November 2008

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    • September 2008

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    • August 2008

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    • July 2008

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    • June 2008

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    • May 2008

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    • April 2008

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    • March 2008

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    • February 2008

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    • January 2008

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    • December 2007

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    • November 2007

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    • October 2007

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    • September 2007

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    • August 2007

Uff, uff, uff, uff…und nochmals…UFF!

Ich bin ja meist ein geduldiger Mensch. Zumindest bilde ich mir das immer ein. Inzwischen bin ich in der 39. Woche angelangt und meine Geduld ist ziemlich strapaziert, will sagen: am Ende! Wenn man sich nur noch rollend bzw. schaukelnd durch die Gegend bewegen kann (wobei “Gegend” in etwa einen Radius von 5 m umfasst), dann machts einfach keinen rechten Spaß mehr. Aber nicht allein die Bewegung ist mittlerweile eine Herausforderung allererster Güte geworden, Sitzen oder Liegen ist auf Dauer nicht minder unangenehm. Der “kleine” Nupsi wiegt inzwischen gefühlte 25 kg (wenn ich mich bewege noch mal 10 kg mehr), und wer wissen möchte, wie sich das anfühlt, kann sich gerne mal einen Sack Kartoffeln mit Wäscheklammern vor dem Bauch befestigen und zusätzlich eine große Melone an Fleischerhaken in die Leisten hängen. Dann setzt man sich in eine Dampfsauna und genießt seinen ersten Morgenkaffee. Na, klingt das verlockend? Tja, und der Tag hat ja grad erst angefangen…

Angeblich sollen sich die Bauchbewohner in den letzten paar Wochen auch weniger bewegen. Das mag stimmen, aber hier gilt auch der Grundsatz “Weniger ist manchmal mehr”. Wenn man mich grunzend und stöhnend auf dem Sofa vorfindet, hat “The Next Chuck Norris” vermutlich grad mal wieder seinen Hintern rausgestreckt, seine Beine langgemacht, die Füße in meine Seiten gerammt und dabei ein Tschaikowski-Konzert dirigiert - falls er nicht grade einfach nur Schluckauf hat, was im Vergleich eine recht angenehme, wenn auch lästige Angelegenheit ist. Apropos lästige Angelegenheit: Habt ihr schon mal eine Giraffe beim Trinken gesehen? Nein? Hier eine Impression…

Gleichzeitig stellt dieses Bild auch dar, in welcher Körperhaltung ich mich befinde, wenn ich mich nach etwas bücken muss (z. B. Futternapf der Katzen), und das fühlt sich weniger elegant an, als es aussehen mag… ;-) Wenn ihr nun denkt, dass ich vielleicht etwas übertreiben mag, dann lasst euch gesagt sein: Ich kann mir zur Zeit nichts Schöneres vorstellen, als nachts alle zwei Stunden wegen eines kleinen, vor Hunger quengelnden Scheißerleins aufzuwachen und von mir aus auch noch Babykacke von einem Babyarsch zu wischen, wenn ich dafür im Gegenzug nach 6 Monaten endlich mal wieder auf dem Bauch schlafen dürfte und beim Rumdrehen im Bett auch nur einmal NICHT das Gefühl hätte, man würde mir bei vollem Bewusstsein den Beckenring sprengen.

Ich beende meine Jammertirade nun, denn leider wirds davon nicht besser - im Gegenteil: Je länger ich auf diesem Schreibtischstuhl sitze, desto mehr tut mir der Arsch weh! Ich wünsche allen (Nicht-)Schwangeren einen schönen, entspannten Tag. Macht’s beste draus…


6 Geräusche zu “Uff, uff, uff, uff…und nochmals…UFF!”

  1. Tschacka, du schaffst das (hast ja auch keine Wahl) — filzo.de sagt:

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  2. Filzo sagt:

    Alles hat ein Ende… :) Ihr schafft das schon. Ansonsten machst du’s wie der Archivar aus Blade: du wirst unglaublich fett und administrierst Computer. Für diese Arbeit musst du dich bestenfalls nicht einmal bewegen.

  3. Sushi sagt:

    Ich würde lieber unfett Computer administrieren und mich zwischendurch auch mal bewegen. Aber danke für den Vorschlag, liebster Filzo, und natürlich auch für das Mitgefühl… ;-D

  4. comrad sagt:

    Ich bin so stolz auf dich, du machst das toll!! Bald hast du es geschafft :)

  5. Sushi sagt:

    Solange Nupsi nicht mit der Brechstange entfernt werden muss, ist alles in bester Ordnung… *g*

  6. comrad sagt:

    Wir locken ihn einfach mit Bier :-) Hats denn schon Plopp gemacht??

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