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Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 611

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 728

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 306

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/cache.php on line 103

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Object_Cache in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/cache.php on line 425

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/query.php on line 21

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/theme.php on line 618

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Dependencies in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/class.wp-dependencies.php on line 15
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • February 2013

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • May 2011

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • March 2011

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • February 2011

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • October 2010

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • September 2010

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • November 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • July 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • June 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • May 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • April 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • March 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • February 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • January 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • December 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • November 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • September 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • August 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • July 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • June 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • May 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • April 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • March 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • February 2008

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    • January 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • December 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • November 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • October 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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    • September 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • August 2007

Ain’t no sunshine…

Tach liebe Mitnuppler, Besenwesen und Großfüßler da draußen!

Letztens hatte meine Vermieterin eine ganz tolle Idee! “Nupsi”, sagte sie, “was hältst Du davon, ein bisschen in den Süden zu fahren?” Na, was ne bescheuerte Frage, da ist man doch begeistert und sagt “Jaaaaaaa!” Ich sah mich in Gedanken schon an einem hübschen Sandstrand unter Palmen Schrägstrich Sonnenschirmen liegen, Cocktails schlürfend und Wellen surfend… Leider war meine Vorstellung vom Urlaub im Süden etwas anderes als der von M.U.T.T.E.R. Die wollte nämlich bloß in die Schwabenmetropole, um den langhaarigen Bombenleger zu besuchen. Dabei war der doch letztens erst hier zu Besuch. Ich hab ja das Gefühl, das artet mit den Beiden ein bischen aus, aber na… Urlaub ist Urlaub, und in meinem Heimatstädtchen ist eh immer sooooo schlechtes Wetter, da musste es im “Süden” ja besser sein. Dass mich meine Vermieterin allerdings nur mitgenommen hat, damit ich den Großteil der Fahrt das Steuer übernehme und sie dann ganz bequem lesen, ausm Fenster gucken oder schlafen kann, hat sie mir natürlich vorher nicht gesagt. Hinterhältig, dieses Weib! Immerhin konnte ich so ein bischen Fahrpraxis sammeln, denn bis zur Führerscheinprüfung ists ja nun auch nicht mehr so lange hin - und das Kleinwägelchen von O.M.A. ließ sich für nen Zwerg wie mich auch ganz gut lenken. Die Beschleunigung ist allerdings armselig und auch die Endgeschwindigkeit ist unter aller Sau. Lieber langhaariger Bombenleger, wenn Du das ließt: Bitte schenk mir später ein anständiges Auto und nicht sone Gurke. Ich will Pferdestärken, nen brüllenden Motor und viel Chrom an der Karre. Denk dran und fang lieber schon mal an zu sparen…

Okay, wir kommen also nach endlosen Stunden in Stuggi (wie Mama immer sagt, boah, das klingt so albern!) an und was is? Nix is, außer kalt und regnerisch natürlich. Saukalt war das da, aber das dachte ich, bevor wir dann beim Langhaarigen in die Bude sind. Tiefkühltruhe is nix dagegen. Da fühlen sich selbst Pinguine heimisch. Für mich war das aber nun gar nix, und dann stand ich da mit meiner Beachboybadehose und hab mir den Schniepel schrumpelig gefroren. Denn obwohl meine Wohnung eigentlich immer total angenehm temperiert ist, schien der Thermostat bei solcher Eiseskälte irgendwann ein bischen zu streiken. Ich hab so mit den Zähnen geklappert, dass die Wohnungsdecke gewackelt hat (zum Glück gabs keine Risse in den Tapeten deswegen). Immerhin hatte Papa Bombenleger ein paar kuschelige Decken parat, und solange man drunter lag, war die Welt in Ordnung. Apropos in Ordnung: Was für üble Drogen muss man eigentlich nehmen, um in eine Wohnung im fünften (!) Stock zu ziehen - ohne Fahrstuhl?! Kiffen, Fliegenpilze oder Engelstrompetensaft reicht kaum aus, um auf sone Idee zu kommen, und schönsaufen kann man sich dieses endlose Treppenhaus und die damit verbundenen Aufstiegsqualen auch nicht. Meine Vermieterin tat mir ja doch ein bischen leid, wie sie sich da hochgeochst hat. Erzählt ihr das nicht, ihr wisst ja, wie empfindlich die Weiber da immer sind, aber ich glaub, die hat ein bischen zugenommen. So richtig fällt das auf, wenn man sie von der Seite betrachtet, hat ein bischen was von Elefantenmensch… vielleicht macht sie ja grad die McDonalds-Diät?

Natürlich wars trotzdem richtig nett im Schwabenländle. Ich hab ganz viel Fußball gespielt, wir sind mit der U-Bahn rumgedüst, ich durfte mir beim Saturn ein paar coole CDs aussuchen und wir sind immer lecker Essen gegangen. Gezahlt hat natürlich meine liebe Vermieterin *schleim* oder Bigfoot Bombenleger - nem geschenkten Gaul guckt man - und auch ich - ganz sicherlich nicht ins Maul. Der Urlaub war also schön, aber irgendwie auch ein bischen kurz, denn am Ostersonntag sind wir gegen Abend schon wieder zurückgedüst. Diesmal ist, sicherheitshalber, wie sie sagte, die Vermieterin höchst persönlich gefahren. Vermutlich hat es sie ein bischen gestört, dass ich meine Sonnenbrille partout nicht abnehmen wollte. Aber ich will ja beim Cruisen über die Autobahn auch cool aussehen und nicht wie so’n Schluffi. Glücklicherweise gabs keine Staus, kein Glatteis oder Schneesturm und kurz nach Mitternacht waren wir dann auch wieder zurück und ich durfte mich endlich wieder über eine warme Wohnung freuen. Leute, ich sag nur eins: In ein Badezimmer gehört definitiv eine Heizung!

Ich hoffe, ihr hattet auch schöne Ostertage und dicke Eier! Gehabt euch wohl und lasst euch nicht von Väterchen Frost erwischen.
Tschüssikowski, euer Nupsi


6 Geräusche zu “Ain’t no sunshine…”

  1. comrad sagt:

    lol du steuerst dein auto mit dem bauch? *G*

  2. Filzo sagt:

    comrad: Sushi/Nuppsi KANN das!!11eins

  3. Schlens sagt:

    Ich hab auch gehoert, dass Sushi oefter mal auf Stirnlenkung umstellt.

  4. Sushi sagt:

    Und auf der Arbeit TIPPE ich auch mit der Stirn…das hat Schlens mir beigebracht, der ist damit ganz effektiv. :-p

  5. Solarix sagt:

    Köstlich, was für CD’s hat Bigfoot Bombenleger eigentlich zur Rock N Roll Erziehung eigentlich für Nupsi angeschafft. :-D

    BTW…. traegt Nupsi ne Spiegelsonnenbrille?

  6. Sushi sagt:

    Nupsis Sonnenbrille ist natürlich eine verspiegelte im John-Lennon-Look. ;-)

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