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    • October 2010

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    • September 2010

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    • November 2009

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    • August 2007

The Next Chuck Norris

Heute war nach vier Wochen endlich mal wieder ein Besuch bei meiner Ärztin fällig. Wir werdenden Mütter würden ja am liebsten jeden Tag, zumindest aber einmal die Woche, unseren Bauchbewohner beim Zwergen-TV begutachten. Aber nun ja, ich kann kein Geld scheißen (Extra kostet nämlich auch extra), also geb ich mich (diesbezüglich) mal zufrieden mit dem, was ich von meiner Krankenkasse bezahlt bekomme. Nun ja, in den letzten vier Wochen hatte ich auch so genügend Freude an Nupsi, der inzwischen entdeckt hat, dass Karate, Kickboxen, Ramba-Zamba, Disco, Loopings und andere wilde Aktivitäten uuuunheimlich viel Spaß machen - hauptsache man ballert irgendwo gegen. “Irgendwo” ist selbstredend die natürliche Begrenzung von Nupsis Bude, und da wackelt halt schon mal die Hütte!

Wie man auf einem der Bilder wunderbar sehen kann (für Nicht-Checker: der Cursor zeigt drauf!), wird Nupsi tatsächlich ein Kerl - und vermutlich ein ziemlich großer, wie man (auf dem anderen Bild) an dem riesenhaften Fuß erkennen kann. Unschwer zu erahnen, von wem er das hat. *umguck* Wer genauer hinguckt, kann auch ein Ohr, Nase, Ober- und Unterlippe entdecken. Ansonsten ist Nupsi mal wieder vorbildlich in seiner Entwicklung vorangeschritten, ganz zu unserer Freude. Auch das Herz hatte einen prima Techno-Beat drauf (hoffentlich hat das nichts mit dem späteren Musikgeschmack zu tun).

Was nicht ganz so angehem ist, sind die am letzten Wochenende aufgetretenen Sympyhsenschmerzen, die glücklicherweise nur “dezent” sind und mit ein bischen Ruhe auch wieder zurückgingen. Simpel beschrieben fühlt sich das an, als wäre man bei einer Fahrrad-Vollbremsung mit dem Schambein auf die Stange geknallt. Bemerkbar macht sich das Ganze besonders, wenn man sich im Liegen rumdrehen will, beim längeren Sitzen oder Laufen. Woher es kommt? Auch hier sind wieder mal die Hormone Schuld, schließlich soll das Becken zur Geburt dehnungsfähig sein, also werden auch Knorpel weicher, was - wenns richtig schlimm kommt - in einer Beckenverschiebung enden könnte. Davon bin ich zum Glück Lichtjahre entfernt. Wollen wir hoffen, dass es so bleibt…

Nun aber die Bilder von “The Next Chuck Norris”…

Ganz eindeutig ein Schniepel...

Bigfoot...Ende 23. Woche


2 Geräusche zu “The Next Chuck Norris”

  1. Nicole sagt:

    Oh ist das schön, “live” dabei zu sein :)

  2. Sushi sagt:

    Das sagt sich Nupsi auch immer: “Lieber mittendrin, statt nur dabei…” ;-D

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    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

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    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

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