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Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 594

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 611

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 705

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el(&$output) in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/classes.php on line 728

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 306

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/cache.php on line 103

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Object_Cache in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/cache.php on line 425

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/query.php on line 21

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/theme.php on line 618

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Dependencies in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/class.wp-dependencies.php on line 15
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935

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      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • February 2013

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • May 2011

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • March 2011

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • February 2011

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • October 2010

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • September 2010

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • November 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • July 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • June 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • May 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • April 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • March 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • February 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • January 2009

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • December 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • November 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • September 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • August 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • July 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • June 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • May 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • April 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • March 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • February 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • January 2008

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • December 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • November 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • October 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • September 2007

    • Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 934

      Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00c06c7/wordpress/wp-includes/kses.php on line 935
    • August 2007

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Was bedeutet das “i” in iPod? Was macht ein Duschgel “groovy”? Wer hat Recht, Murphy oder Yphrum? Warum stank es heute immer nach Hundescheiße, wenn wir auf der Arbeit die Fenster aufgemacht haben? Warum ist der Mond im Deutschen männlich und die Sonne weiblich, aber im Französischen umgekehrt? Guckt Stephen Hawking Pornos? Warum heißt es Blowjob, wenn man normalerweise eigentlich das Gegenteil tut? Und gibt es neben “griechisch” und “französisch” noch andere nationale Spezialitäten? Warum erscheinen blaue Lichtquellen immer diffus? Warum wird man nach ner warmen Mahlzeit immer so müde? Ist es wirklich Fakt, dass man bei ner Runde Ficken 222 Kilokalorien verliert? (Ich denke nicht!) Kann man Glück pachten, mieten, vererbt bekommen oder kaufen? Liebt Gott wirklich ALLE Menschen? Ist fettarme Milch nicht nur weiß gefärbtes Wasser? Sind Engel wirklich blöd (so wie Biff behauptet)? Ist es tatsächlich unhöflich, über Anwesende in der dritten Person zu sprechen? Kann man Gedanken machmal auch hören? Kann man Gefühle irgendwie messen? Ist es wahr, dass es zu jedem Topf den passenden Deckel gibt? Warum flippen meine Arbeitskollegen immer am Freitag total aus? Warum liegt Baden-Würstchenberg nicht direkt neben Land Bremen? Warum waren in meiner Palme so komische weiße “Tausendfüßler”, wenn ich das Ding gegossen habe? Und warum sind sie jetzt nicht mehr da? (Ertränkt vielleicht?) Warum habe ich inzwischen fast genauso hohe Nebenkosten wie Kaltmiete? Warum sind Mütter immer so besorgt? Und woher nehmen die immer das Geld, das sie einem zustecken? (Ich glaube da immer noch an den Geldbaum im Garten!) Warum schläft man nach gutem Sex immer so wunderbar? Wird Selbstbewusstsein generell überbewertet? Warum gibts soviele Psychoanalytiker? War Freud ein notgeiler Kerl? Wie oft sollte man Zahnbürsten wechseln? Ist Listerine grün besser als Listerine orange? Warum werden Teetassen in “Preußisch Blau” immer so heiß in der Mikrowelle? Und die Frage aller Fragen: Warum kommts im Leben eigentlich immer anders, als man denkt?

Immerhin hat sich heute für mich eine Frage beantwortet: Warum reißt sich der Coolio (einer meiner drei Kater) das Fell aus? Antwort: Er reagiert allergisch auf Flohbisse - und hat günstigerweise Flohbefall. Woher die Flöhe nun kamen, weiß keiner (weil alle Wohnungskatzen sind). Jedenfalls bekam das arme Vieh Cortison gespritzt und alle werden die nächsten drei Monate gegen Flöhe behandelt. Dazu gibts für Coolio noch weitere Cortison-Dosen und ne leckere Vitamin-Paste, die den Fellwuchs mal wieder anregen soll. Ich kann übrigens vermerken, dass es meinem Kater am heutigen Abend schon wesentlich besser geht…

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